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I am the new Michael Jackson. i live in a theme park, and ride the tea cups on a regular basis. i
like to touch myself, and jump out of windows, but was can i say, im a wierdo.
I am going to enter the next big brother, and i will win, then i wil have world domination. me and
my pet snail mildred, we rule, and i sell snail juice to lepers living in my garden.
I paint myself with gravy browning on a regular basis, and i wil never ever like Peter Stringfellow.
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I like to watch Snow white every day, exactly an hour apart, if its more than that, i will die. My life revolves around
my academy award winning horse, and it sleeps in my bed with me.
I am an illegal immigrant, and i am related to Osama Bin Lid. I can also write my name with my nose, and i dye my nose
hair every friday night, at 7pm.
I have a pond in my back garden that is filled with very interesting Fungi, and i have been in the Guiness Book of World
Records, for the longest pubic hair, ever. Im so proud.
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